Limericks
A man who was asked out to dinner
Came back looking hungry and thinner.
He said ‘Don’t look baffled,
The dinner was raffled,
And somebody else was the winner.’
Spike Milligan
Aesop told
tales, often funny,
Teaching lessons but still, for my money,
In a race that is fair
'Tween tortoise and hare,
The best odds are still on the bunny!
Chris Strolin
A sailor,
astern in the craft,
Was ordered to take himself aft.
He responded with laughter:
"If I go any after
I'd float in your wake like a raft!"