Bonus Addition to John Kiley's Music Cave

Whimsical Sketches

(All written by John Kiley)

Choose any title. Read for your entertainment. Perform at your next function.

Broken Homes

The Manager of Prefabricated, Portable, Flexible, Modular and Fragmented Homes Ltd deals with a succession of dissatisfied customers.

Pursuit

A police officer and his bumbling inspector debrief after a police chase.

Funeral Arrangements

A customer at a funeral parlour requests a coffin for a missing corpse.

I'm Not a Farmer

A television interviewer thinks he's interviewing a farmer and takes a while to realise he's not.

A Robbery has been Reported

A policeman tries to convince a householder that her house has been burgled. It hasn't.

Courtroom Confusion

Tommy Thompson Thomas (professional idiot) is a bank robbery’s sole witness and struggles to give his evidence in court.

All Tastes Catered For

A customer visits an eccentric menswear shop and discovers a secret.

I’m not a Grump, but I’m Leaving this Dump

A disgruntled diner and his cheerful waiter engage in a rhymed dialogue.

The Job Interview

An employer conducts an interview with a perplexing job applicant.

Double Trouble at the Dentist

A dentist and his receptionist struggle to handle two clients with the same name.

Thank You, Prime Minister

The Prime Minister is questioned on the issues of the day, making sense only to himself.

The Bus Tour

A bus-load of passengers await the start of their sightseeing tour, with the bus depot itself the only attraction.

Planning Ahead

Bert and Gert discuss what to do when the world ends.